when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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