it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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