I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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