did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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