I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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