You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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