when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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