nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
