i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Randomize
