Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
