i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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