my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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