I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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