I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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