This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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