are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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