Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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