im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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