I'm eating all of the evidence.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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