I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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