i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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