I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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