Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i now understand why vodka
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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