I wanna bring you to show and tell
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
