Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The uberlube is also flammable
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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