Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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