My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Floor bacon is actually really good
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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