Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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