Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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