can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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