check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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