I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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