My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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