I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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