PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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