How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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