On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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