he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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