She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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