im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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