Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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