Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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