Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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