I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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