Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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