Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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