But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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