girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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