Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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