We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I am naked and annoyed.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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