Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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